Patton Oswalt

5.30.2013
Los Angeles
4319 Melrose (at Heliotrope)

6.06.2013
Los Angeles
4319 Melrose (at Heliotrope)

Portland you are fun. Day and night. Sleep now, then pancakes. 6:56 AM May 25

@lancebangs I need to call my agent. 5:20 AM May 25

@lancebangs Was that for me or the new baby elephant? 5:16 AM May 25

@SteveMartinToGo Don't use that as the title to your next album. Unless you want a sudden emo fan base. 4:18 AM May 25

There was a rainbow on the way to my show at The Helium in Portland. I hope it wasn't meant ironically. 2:48 AM May 25

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