Obama DID call — but only when he couldn’t SHOW UP IN PERSON YOU BLITHERING TURD BUFFET https://t.co/6SIrHPxB13
Great stuff Donny, seriously hey can you help with the fires and the hurricanes and with EVERYTHING FUCKING ELSE YO… https://t.co/K5SATcUJKT
ANNIHILATION is tomorrow on Netflix. Unless we actually get annihilated. Fingers crossed! https://t.co/4X97OprZq3

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