"Who's ready to ruin Halloween?" -- a tiny box of goddamned raisins
The complete Penguin Drop Caps series. @jessicahische did an amazing job on these. Of COURSE I bought the whole set: http://t.co/RbSm6Sj6cM
??I got Every Bit Of Love Always from your kiss...??
I'm just a boy, asking my Über driver to take me to Vegas and I swear by the time we get there I'll have convinced you to marry me.
.@marcmaron @daveanthony @TheRichardLewis And I'm about to. Good workout. (Pours out some Talisker, leaves the octagon). #respect

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Saturday
December 20
  
9pm

The Largo At The Coronet

LOS ANGELES, CA
The Largo At The Coronet

Wednesday
January 07
  
9:45pm

Wilbur Theatre

BOSTON, MA
Wilbur Theatre

Friday
January 09
  
8pm

Carnegie Hall

NEW YORK CITY, NY
Carnegie Hall

Saturday
January 10
  
8pm

Tower Theatre

UPPER DARBY, PA
Tower Theatre

Wednesday
January 14
  
8pm

Orpheum Theatre

MADISON, WI
Orpheum Theatre

Saturday
January 24
  
7pm

Stand Up Live!

PHOENIX, AZ
Stand Up Live!

Wednesday
January 28
  
8pm

Zellerbach Theatre

BERKELEY, CA
Zellerbach Theatre

Thursday
January 29
  
8pm

Newmark Theatre

PORTLAND, OR
Newmark Theatre

Friday
January 30
  
8pm

Pantages Theatre

TACOMA, WA
Pantages Theatre

Wednesday
February 11
  
7pm

The Lyric

OXFORD, MS
The Lyric

Sunday
February 15
  
7:30pm

The Tabernacle

ATLANTA, GA
The Tabernacle