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If a psychokiller cut the power in my house just now & then turned it back on I will totally live-Tweet my murder & be EXTRA snarky

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EVENTS

Saturday
November 15
  
9pm

The Largo At The Coronet

LOS ANGELES, CA
The Largo At The Coronet

Wednesday
January 07
  
9:45pm

Wilbur Theatre

BOSTON, MA
Wilbur Theatre

Friday
January 09
  
8pm

Carnegie Hall

NEW YORK CITY, NY
Carnegie Hall

Saturday
January 10
  
8pm

Tower Theatre

UPPER DARBY, PA
Tower Theatre

Wednesday
January 14
  
8pm

Orpheum Theatre

MADISON, WI
Orpheum Theatre

Saturday
January 24
  
7pm

Stand Up Live!

PHOENIX, AZ
Stand Up Live!

Wednesday
January 28
  
8pm

Zellerbach Theatre

BERKELEY, CA
Zellerbach Theatre

Thursday
January 29
  
8pm

Newmark Theatre

PORTLAND, OR
Newmark Theatre

Friday
January 30
  
8pm

Pantages Theatre

TACOMA, WA
Pantages Theatre

Wednesday
February 11
  
7pm

The Lyric

OXFORD, MS
The Lyric

Sunday
February 15
  
7:30pm

The Tabernacle

ATLANTA, GA
The Tabernacle