Having dinner with this beauty. Her frozen smile shows how interesting my monotone rant about JUSTICE LEAGUE is. https://t.co/M4KptkMnUW
No mention of me in the blurb. I KNOW you're paying SyFy to dial down my brilliant contribution to this show,… https://t.co/BzHFhH5KlW
IVANKA YOU HAVE STOLEN THE BLAIR WITCH’S TOILET YOUR FAMILY IS DOOMED. https://t.co/mn7QMzWiT0
Karen, this is a Gordon Lightfoot lyric. https://t.co/xYbMix4AaD

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EVENTS

Saturday
December 02
  
9:00 PM

Patton Oswalt at the Joint

LAS VEGAS, NV
The Joint at Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Las Vegas

Sunday
December 10
  

Patton Oswalt & Friends

LOS ANGELES, CA
Largo at the Coronet