I'm gonna start doing stand-up again next month. This is the closest I can come to a reason why: https://t.co/ygsT7czFNy
Working on my audition scene now. Just gotta lose some lbs. https://t.co/My475FIyz6
It was so perfectly on-the-nose. Tragic and hilarious. https://t.co/eKknw4Jpcb
"I was on THE GOOD WIFE! I WAS ON THE GOOOOAAAARRRGH!" -- you in three hours as the cops justifiably tase you https://t.co/7mGDu5B9Ky
Wish I could like this more. But it's 8:53 pm PST on a Saturday. We all know you're drunk Tweeting from a Pizza Hut. https://t.co/AkdMiqCeoe

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Patton Oswalt

ORLANDO, FL
Live Show

Hard Rock Live


Friday
January 21, 2011
8pm