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Portland
1510 SE 9th Ave.

.@MichaelChiklis @thatjoshuafrost Maybe YOU need to watch how you phrase things. Twitter is always one step away from balls. Always. 3:40 AM Today

RT @glenna_opt: no YOU'RE taking a pregnancy test in an ihop bathroom 3:15 AM Today

RT @ixSEANxi: @pattonoswalt @MichaelChiklis “fool me once shame on you fool me twice goddammit more balls.” 3:15 AM Today

.@MichaelChiklis Nice try, Chiklis. I'm not gonna be fooled into clicking on a pic of your balls. Again. 3:07 AM Today

Yeah, I'm RT'ing a lot of funny people. The news out of Oklahoma keeps getting worse so this is how I cope. Sorry. REDCROSS to 90999 2:37 AM Today

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January 21, 2011
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