.@whuuutt Wait, is there a hidden mic on this hotel room?
Left a syllable/Out of my last haiku tweet/Cunt sauce shovelfuck -- "Sleep Deprived", Patton Oswalt, haiku c. 2014
Goddamit shit fuck/Mother cunt balls shit dick/Fuck goddamit FUCK "Lemon Juice on Paper Cut" (Yue Ping, haiku, c. 1563)
It's "Fly Into A Tornado Rage At The Airport Employee Politely Answering Your Question Day" at LAX, apparently.
I love @iamjohnoliver and want him to never go off the air, ever. Crucial, profane, brilliant & hilarious.

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Elsinore Theatre

SALEM, OR
Live Show

Elsinore Theatre
170 High Street SE

Sunday
October 14, 2012
7:00PM