A drunk Seahawks fan in the airport just yelled, "Super Bowl champions!" and I swear it sounded like "chuppa chow tampons!"
A flight full of beyond-wasted Seahawks fans bound for Phoenix just finished boarding here at SeaTac. It's like chemical warfare.
Judging from the throngs of loud, drunken Seahawks fans inside SeaTac Airport, there's some sort of "bowl" today that's quite "super."
Gwyneth Paltrow suggested steam-cleaning the vagina? Joe Don Baker urged America to napalm the taint in the 70s & no one cared.
In Tacoma tonight. Phoenix last Saturday. N. California 2 days ago. Philly 2 weeks ago. Atlanta on 2/15. I'M LIVING A STEVE MILLER SONG.

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The Fake Gallery

LOS ANGELES, CA
Live Show

The Fake Gallery
4319 Melrose (at Heliotrope)

Thursday
May 30, 2013
8pm




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