I'm a sober, responsible dad & hubby in the streets and a spooooky ghost in the sheets! Lookit me! I'm a ghoooooost!!! #sexy #boo
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"Here's 20 Vicodin. Try to stop carrying people at the beach." -- Jesus' chiropractor
If a psychokiller cut the power in my house just now & then turned it back on I will totally live-Tweet my murder & be EXTRA snarky
Dear Kirk Cameron, I don't need saving. I'm fine. You're acting like Travis Bickle. Signed, Christmas

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EVENTS

The Fake Gallery

LOS ANGELES, CA
Live Show

The Fake Gallery
4319 Melrose (at Heliotrope)

Thursday
June 20, 2013
8pm




All shows free. E-mail fakegallery@earthlink.net to hold a seat. Donations to the gallery strongly suggested.