"Yes, they're called 'ebola warriors' and NO, Steven Seagal, this isn't a movie pitch." -- President Obama
Wait, so Adrian Peterson's son has a chance to turn out like Sean Hannity? No harm done, then!
/Went all the way up to his elbow #LastLinesOfHorrifyingLimericks
/And the pig said, "No thank you, I'm Catholic." #LastLinesofHorrifyingLimericks
/"'Sasquatch'? I meant 'Susan Anspach'!" #LastLinesOfHorrifyingLimericks

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Helium Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR
Live Show

Helium Comedy Club
1510 SE 9th Ave.

Friday
May 24, 2013
7:30pm