They removed the sun porch! Those bastards! https://t.co/OSezsg24ob
I'm a respectful atheist but I can't think of Jesus creeping out of the tomb after 3 days WITHOUT hearing the "Pink Panther" theme.
Oooooh wow this new @Twitter algorithm. Yeah, guys, it sucks. Just change back -- no harm, no foul. We all make mistakes. #yuck
Heh. Ha ha. Bwa-ha-ha! BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH! AAAAAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!!!! Seriously, that sucks. Sorry. https://t.co/lIDdaDcwFZ
"Midnight Vote in Dixville Notch" is my favorite lost episode of JUSTIFIED. Go get 'em @BernieSanders...

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Helium Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR
Live Show

Helium Comedy Club
1510 SE 9th Ave.

Friday
May 24, 2013
10pm