I love you, @jimmykimmel. I love you so goddamn much I can't stand it. THANK YOU: http://t.co/K4ECtgJadT
The angry responses I get when I make fun of Bill O'Reilly on Twitter let me know which of my followers use catheters.
Has the Information Society released a statement yet? #RIPLeonardNimoy
SLLAPa llama in a dress what's diff colors Ambien
Okay then, what color is THIS dress? Are you sitting down? It's actually three muffins! http://t.co/Cj7MJASBm6

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Helium Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR
Live Show

Helium Comedy Club
1510 SE 9th Ave.

Friday
May 24, 2013
10pm