OH GODDAMIT NONONONO YOU IDIOTS SHIIIIIIIT #SuperBowlTweetFromLaterThisAfternoon #timetravel
"Discount" is a wonderful word except when it precedes "sushi", "abortion" or "prom dress."
A drunk Seahawks fan in the airport just yelled, "Super Bowl champions!" and I swear it sounded like "chuppa chow tampons!"
A flight full of beyond-wasted Seahawks fans bound for Phoenix just finished boarding here at SeaTac. It's like chemical warfare.
Judging from the throngs of loud, drunken Seahawks fans inside SeaTac Airport, there's some sort of "bowl" today that's quite "super."

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Irvine Improv

IRVINE, CA
Live Show

Irvine Improv
71 Fortune Drive #841

Monday
May 06, 2013
8pm