.@JennyJohnsonHi5 @Puddinstrip Why? You gonna do Donna Summer's "Bad Girls" at karaoke after?
I'm still freaked out/happy/excited I'm doing Carnegie Hall in January. Tickets go on sale Friday. I can't wait to see you all there.
When someone uses "methinks" in an internet comment thread rest easy knowing they're in no way an unforgivable dick-bucket.
The series finale of Game of Thrones will be a scene where Rape fucks Murder and they have a baby called The View. #markmywords
Andie should've picked Duckie. It's where the 80's went wrong. It led to George W. Bush & 9/11.

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What Ever Happened to Moby Dick?

LOS ANGELES, CA
TV Appearance

Will & Ariel Durant Branch Library
Will & Ariel Durant Branch Library

Saturday
September 21, 2013
12:00pm





I haven't included a ticket link because there isn't one. It's just me, barnstorming three Los Angeles Public Libraries, reading excerpts from Moby Dick and then talking to the audience about them. I'll read a different excerpt at each location. Why not drop by? Say hello, hear some literature fall out of my fat skull, and wrestle with the inscrutable? Maybe even point out things I'm sure I'll miss in Melville's prose? Ahoy!