I figure we're about a month away from time travelers from our future constantly appearing and trying to kill Trump.
Okay, goofy diversion over. Getting called back to set. Thanks for humoring me.
Hey, that's your mom. She raised you. Show some respect. For dat bomb-ass PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU https://t.co/Bt0Wh0jB7f
Can I drive this ?? out yo mama's big-as-fuck PUSSYSAURUS? ?? (birds are from dinosaurs read a book) https://t.co/3lEtFbxs0r
I'm great. Yo moms, not so much. I banged her so hard she got two buttholes now. Here's an emoji of her butt: ?? https://t.co/97OyyKRjVi

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EVENTS

What Ever Happened to Moby Dick?

LOS ANGELES, CA
TV Appearance

Will & Ariel Durant Branch Library
Will & Ariel Durant Branch Library

Saturday
September 21, 2013
12:00pm





I haven't included a ticket link because there isn't one. It's just me, barnstorming three Los Angeles Public Libraries, reading excerpts from Moby Dick and then talking to the audience about them. I'll read a different excerpt at each location. Why not drop by? Say hello, hear some literature fall out of my fat skull, and wrestle with the inscrutable? Maybe even point out things I'm sure I'll miss in Melville's prose? Ahoy!