What is, "How does a soon-to-divorced husband initiate anal sex, Alex?" https://t.co/TRqhwvf9c6
Ugh, this fucking creep. https://t.co/UjgRjTC1ph
I hate all the "creepy clown" news. I'm having a clown solidarity march at dusk near an abandoned insane asylum. Need a calliope player.
Hey @StephenKing -- this Wednesday's @TheGoldbergsABC is about how you influenced nerds like me in the 80s. It's...PAINFULLY accurate.

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What Ever Happened to Moby Dick?

TV Appearance

Will & Ariel Durant Branch Library
Will & Ariel Durant Branch Library

September 21, 2013

I haven't included a ticket link because there isn't one. It's just me, barnstorming three Los Angeles Public Libraries, reading excerpts from Moby Dick and then talking to the audience about them. I'll read a different excerpt at each location. Why not drop by? Say hello, hear some literature fall out of my fat skull, and wrestle with the inscrutable? Maybe even point out things I'm sure I'll miss in Melville's prose? Ahoy!