Stand-up comedy circa 1985 called. It actually doesn't wanna talk to you. You're lethally boring.
With the sound off, this looks like Megyn Kelly arguing with a scrotum puppet. With the sound on? WOW.
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Ha ha! This doddering old sap. Perfect. Fuckin' perfect.
A sequel to NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS set in the "always St. Patrick's Day" tree would make REQUIEM FOR A DREAM look like AMÉLIE.

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What Ever Happened to Moby Dick?

TV Appearance

Echo Park Branch Library
Echo Park Branch Library

September 21, 2013

I haven't included a ticket link because there isn't one. It's just me, barnstorming three Los Angeles Public Libraries, reading excerpts from Moby Dick and then talking to the audience about them. I'll read a different excerpt at each location. Why not drop by? Say hello, hear some literature fall out of my fat skull, and wrestle with the inscrutable? Maybe even point out things I'm sure I'll miss in Melville's prose? Ahoy!