If a psychokiller cut the power in my house just now & then turned it back on I will totally live-Tweet my murder & be EXTRA snarky
Dear Kirk Cameron, I don't need saving. I'm fine. You're acting like Travis Bickle. Signed, Christmas
I warned you about KFC in 2007 and you all laughed. Probably shouldn't have put my warning on a comedy album, but still...
"greatseats" That's the discount code. For FIVE upcoming shows in 2015. Go visit my Facebook fan page for more details. Happy shopping!
I'm the Dark Knight of cleaning the condiment area in a Starbucks and then glaring in disgust at the other customers.

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EVENTS

Patton Oswalt and Friends

LOS ANGELES, CA
Live Show

Largo at the Coronet
366 N. La Cienega Blvd

Sunday
December 01, 2013
9PM





Don't miss Patton Oswalt & Friends at Largo on Sunday, December 1st! This will be a hilarious night of comedy.