"People should fact check." -- Bill Cosby Uh, no. Dude, no. The LAST thing you want people doing, Bill, is fact checking.
It's always a grim & thoughtful day in Dallas on the anniversary of Michael Hutchence's death. #PrettyKate #sexornate
Silverlake apartment building with a skull-faced front. http://t.co/SVQtlRqH8F
Dear Patton: Pouring bowl of Cheetos, re-sealing bag, eating Cheetos & repeating 'til bag is empty is why I don't exist. -- 80 year-old you
The poster for my 1/7/15 Boston show by @eyenoise is gorgeous and just $15! http://t.co/tKUqBrvhIS

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Patton Oswalt

LOS ANGELES, CA
Live Show

The Largo at the Coronet
366 N La Cienega Blvd

Saturday
May 17, 2014
9PM