6.20.2013
Los Angeles
4319 Melrose (at Heliotrope)

6.27.2013
Los Angeles
4319 Melrose (at Heliotrope)

Hey Rep. Burgess -- I did NOT masturbate when I was a fetus. I didn't have any trouble getting laid 'til I turned 2. 8:23 PM Jun 18

"This is STORMTROOPER POOP!" -- STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE, trash compactor scene (deleted dialogue) 9:20 PM Jun 18

This is THE BEST true crime book I've read in a loooong time, and you can pre-order it now: http://t.co/ZkTl0T63nX 4:26 AM Jun 19

.@TheMotels ...and then suddenly, this summer, Martha Davis from The Motels replied to my Tweet 5:43 AM Jun 19

I'd like to hire George Zimmer as a human Sleep Machine, sitting next to my bed saying, "Cellar door" repeatedly while I snooze. 6:36 PM Jun 19

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I drop into the Comment threads once in awhile. I've started a new format where I can just respond to you directly on the thread, so expect more of that.

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