The stunning poster for my January 30th Tacoma Show (by @mike_holmes) is now for sale! Ten bucks! http://t.co/W3IKkGIywP
To anyone going to the @daveanthony @micomfestival shows: All he does is sing Men At Work's "Overkill" & then shits his pants.
Australian followers: check to see how long the refund line stretches for the upcoming @daveanthony @micomfestival shows. Broken Hill?
.@daveanthony @micomfestival In which currency will refunds be given? Is there a pre-refund website for your show?
.@billyeichner Billy, we know how much you love LETHAL WEAPON. There's room for both. #saxsolo

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Tue, Oct 17


31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Pear-Shaped Man" (1987)

@ 1:00 PM

Everyone knows a Pear-Shaped Man. I read George R.R. Martin's story in OMNI, during my senior year in high school. A friend's parents were going through a nasty divorce, and the mom had moved to a new apartment building nearby. So I'd go and visit him there. And in the apartment complex was a Pear-Shaped Man. I'd spot him, little glimpses of his bulk, darting out of the slats of sun that shone in the mailbox alcove, scuttling back into the afternoon gloom of his apartment. Luckily, I'd read Martin's story, so I didn't get close. Because everyone knows a Pear-Shaped Man. Even though there's only one.


 
 
   
   
   
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