Hey, why isn't @CeeLoGreen on Twitter anym -- oh. OH. Oh, dude. Yeesh.
.@rickygervais Cue Mazzy Starr's "Fade Into You"
And here's a photo of Harrison Ford I found in a book of 1930's folk photography (Willem Dafoe is behind him): http://t.co/Zler9ogwgJ
Here's my TIME column about why I took my Twitter hiatus: http://t.co/tzzofSFIKw
.@rickygervais So my nudes DID get leaked... hmmm...

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Tue, Oct 17


31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Pear-Shaped Man" (1987)

@ 1:00 PM

Everyone knows a Pear-Shaped Man. I read George R.R. Martin's story in OMNI, during my senior year in high school. A friend's parents were going through a nasty divorce, and the mom had moved to a new apartment building nearby. So I'd go and visit him there. And in the apartment complex was a Pear-Shaped Man. I'd spot him, little glimpses of his bulk, darting out of the slats of sun that shone in the mailbox alcove, scuttling back into the afternoon gloom of his apartment. Luckily, I'd read Martin's story, so I didn't get close. Because everyone knows a Pear-Shaped Man. Even though there's only one.


 
 
   
   
   
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