Having dinner with this beauty. Her frozen smile shows how interesting my monotone rant about JUSTICE LEAGUE is. https://t.co/M4KptkMnUW
No mention of me in the blurb. I KNOW you're paying SyFy to dial down my brilliant contribution to this show,… https://t.co/BzHFhH5KlW
IVANKA YOU HAVE STOLEN THE BLAIR WITCH’S TOILET YOUR FAMILY IS DOOMED. https://t.co/mn7QMzWiT0
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Sat, Oct 21


31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Upper Berth" (1894)

@ 1:00 PM

F. Marion Crawford wrote this -- the bloated, bloviating cousin to Ambrose Bierce's super-short "The Boarded Window". While Bierce's tale genially strolls up to a sucker-punch ending, Crawford's little number is packed through with creepiness, horror, and fright.

And then...and then...the last goddamn line. Which considers all that's come before, and makes it so much worse.



 
 
   
   
   
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