I am pretentious as fucque.
Billy: "I've got Phil Collins' number. He told me not to lose it." Rikki: "Huh. Steely Dan told me the exact same thing."
Me: "Alice, you're the best." My daughter: "That's not very nice to everyone else."
I will, however, be chain-eating these cleverly packaged chocolates. #OrphanBlack http://t.co/SaCYRRVz3T
Not gonna live Tweet tonight's @OrphanBlack season premiere. Too many twists & surprises. You gotta experience 'em yourselves.

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Sat, Oct 21


31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Upper Berth" (1894)

@ 1:00 PM

F. Marion Crawford wrote this -- the bloated, bloviating cousin to Ambrose Bierce's super-short "The Boarded Window". While Bierce's tale genially strolls up to a sucker-punch ending, Crawford's little number is packed through with creepiness, horror, and fright.

And then...and then...the last goddamn line. Which considers all that's come before, and makes it so much worse.



 
 
   
   
   
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