"Actually, it's the hills have 2 feweBLOCKED
The hills have 2 less eyes. #RIPWesCraven
True conservatives feel about Donald Trump the way Nirvana fans felt about Limp Bizkit.
Wow, this leaked Black Lodge footage from the new TWIN PEAKS episodes is cr--oh, this is the Trump/Palin interview. Oopsie!
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Mon, Mar 22


I HAVE CROSSED A FRONTIER

@ 9:03 AM

A young fan named Joshua Levesque wrote me last year, saying he wanted to get a tattoo of my George Lucas bit. I tried to dissuade him -- getting permanent ink of one of my jokes is like tattooing the lyrics to "Barbie Girl" on your face. But, like Parker in THE HUNTER or Marv in SIN CITY, the man would not be stopped. So I asked Ivan Brunetti to design a tattoo. He did. Joshua etched it onto his skin. Here it is: Photobucket


 
 
   
   
   
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