I wonder which staffer wrestled the phone from your daughter-groping mitts to write this. https://t.co/Dis6qYGm8e
Your staff fixed the spelling but not the ugly threat? It's not just you, is it Donald? Everyone around you sucks. https://t.co/MpVwbwH2N9
"Hello, evarebodee!" "HI DR. BORNSTEIN!"
My daughter's obsessed with Banksy. Thanks @BlueRoosterArt for letting her mess around in the back of your store. https://t.co/OxHVHUeEwh

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Mon, Mar 22


I HAVE CROSSED A FRONTIER

@ 9:03 AM

A young fan named Joshua Levesque wrote me last year, saying he wanted to get a tattoo of my George Lucas bit. I tried to dissuade him -- getting permanent ink of one of my jokes is like tattooing the lyrics to "Barbie Girl" on your face. But, like Parker in THE HUNTER or Marv in SIN CITY, the man would not be stopped. So I asked Ivan Brunetti to design a tattoo. He did. Joshua etched it onto his skin. Here it is: Photobucket


 
 
   
   
   
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