I am pretentious as fucque.
Billy: "I've got Phil Collins' number. He told me not to lose it." Rikki: "Huh. Steely Dan told me the exact same thing."
Me: "Alice, you're the best." My daughter: "That's not very nice to everyone else."
I will, however, be chain-eating these cleverly packaged chocolates. #OrphanBlack http://t.co/SaCYRRVz3T
Not gonna live Tweet tonight's @OrphanBlack season premiere. Too many twists & surprises. You gotta experience 'em yourselves.

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Tue, May 25


COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY: SLOPPY AND DESPERATE

@ 3:29 PM

Brian Corman apologized to me. Flat-out admitted his thievery, his stupidity. Owned it all. Good man. Still makes me wonder what he might have done to become valedictorian — I mean, if he’s willing to steal material for something as inconsequential as a speech, how rubbery did his boundaries become when his GPA and future career were on the line? Oh well.

I’ve taken the video down from my site, since it’s already all over the fucking internet. Mr. Corman alluded to Columbia students always taking the “hard road” in his speech. Welcome to the hard road, Bri-Bri.

And Columbia University, with its “high standards”, has honorably re-posted video of the speech on YouTube after briefly taking it down. They added this disclaimer, seen here in a screen grab:



Yep. Two spellings of my name. High standards, indeed. Did the salutatorian smash a watermelon?



 
 
   
   
   
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