.@RJDownard YES. The only thing that keeps that movie on the rails after the Malone scene is Bacall.
It's kinda sexist, but there's NOTHING hotter than the 2:55 moment in this clip. Dorothy Malone takes charge: http://t.co/wN8Y39Qm1H
Shut-ins ASSEMBLE! Let's channel our Jared Leto/Joker fury-fuel and aim it at Nepal relief efforts, okay? Go here: http://t.co/opQse4S96e
Did you like @MikeMacRaeMike last night? Here's one of his "Rip Torn's Hollywood Drunk Tank" segments. Pure bliss: http://t.co/6DLx0GT8OX

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Tue, May 25


COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY: SLOPPY AND DESPERATE

@ 3:29 PM

Brian Corman apologized to me. Flat-out admitted his thievery, his stupidity. Owned it all. Good man. Still makes me wonder what he might have done to become valedictorian — I mean, if he’s willing to steal material for something as inconsequential as a speech, how rubbery did his boundaries become when his GPA and future career were on the line? Oh well.

I’ve taken the video down from my site, since it’s already all over the fucking internet. Mr. Corman alluded to Columbia students always taking the “hard road” in his speech. Welcome to the hard road, Bri-Bri.

And Columbia University, with its “high standards”, has honorably re-posted video of the speech on YouTube after briefly taking it down. They added this disclaimer, seen here in a screen grab:



Yep. Two spellings of my name. High standards, indeed. Did the salutatorian smash a watermelon?



 
 
   
   
   
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