Okay, goofy diversion over. Getting called back to set. Thanks for humoring me.
Hey, that's your mom. She raised you. Show some respect. For dat bomb-ass PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU https://t.co/Bt0Wh0jB7f
Can I drive this ?? out yo mama's big-as-fuck PUSSYSAURUS? ?? (birds are from dinosaurs read a book) https://t.co/3lEtFbxs0r
I'm great. Yo moms, not so much. I banged her so hard she got two buttholes now. Here's an emoji of her butt: ?? https://t.co/97OyyKRjVi
Sure is. Right at YO ?? MAMA'S ?? STANK ?? ASS ?? POWSAY-SAY. ?????????????? https://t.co/7r3kgdtGqc

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Wed, Apr 20


The Comedians of Comedy 2005 Spring Tour:
Gainesville Whiff

@ 12:00 AM


I'm writing this in the van as we idle in the Comfort Inn parking lot, waiting for everyone to load up. Dave. Brian and Zach went out last night, but Ole Grandpa Oswalt was feeling sleepy-bye and went to bed. Not that I slept, since Comfort Inn fills their mattresses with random pipes, wrenches and geodes.

No matter where I stand in the parking lot, the air here smells like old cheese. Later today, in Orlando, new comics.


 
 
   
   
   
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