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Okay then, what color is THIS dress? Are you sitting down? It's actually three muffins! http://t.co/Cj7MJASBm6
Seriously, the level of detail on tonight's Ferris Bueller episode of @TheGoldbergsABC is at @alyankovic early-80s video level.
2 1/2 HOURS, WEST COAST. I envy you getting to see tonight's episode of @TheGoldbergsABC for the first time.
Knowing Bill O'Reilly's set to go meth-lab-explosion-angry trying to salvage his shitty career is my Christmas. #GoBillzilla

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Wed, Apr 20


The Comedians of Comedy 2005 Spring Tour:
Gainesville Whiff

@ 12:00 AM


I'm writing this in the van as we idle in the Comfort Inn parking lot, waiting for everyone to load up. Dave. Brian and Zach went out last night, but Ole Grandpa Oswalt was feeling sleepy-bye and went to bed. Not that I slept, since Comfort Inn fills their mattresses with random pipes, wrenches and geodes.

No matter where I stand in the parking lot, the air here smells like old cheese. Later today, in Orlando, new comics.


 
 
   
   
   
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