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Wed, Apr 20


The Comedians of Comedy 2005 Spring Tour:
Gainesville Whiff

@ 12:00 AM


I'm writing this in the van as we idle in the Comfort Inn parking lot, waiting for everyone to load up. Dave. Brian and Zach went out last night, but Ole Grandpa Oswalt was feeling sleepy-bye and went to bed. Not that I slept, since Comfort Inn fills their mattresses with random pipes, wrenches and geodes.

No matter where I stand in the parking lot, the air here smells like old cheese. Later today, in Orlando, new comics.


 
 
   
   
   
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