Having dinner with this beauty. Her frozen smile shows how interesting my monotone rant about JUSTICE LEAGUE is. https://t.co/M4KptkMnUW
No mention of me in the blurb. I KNOW you're paying SyFy to dial down my brilliant contribution to this show,… https://t.co/BzHFhH5KlW
IVANKA YOU HAVE STOLEN THE BLAIR WITCH’S TOILET YOUR FAMILY IS DOOMED. https://t.co/mn7QMzWiT0
Karen, this is a Gordon Lightfoot lyric. https://t.co/xYbMix4AaD

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Wed, Apr 20


The Comedians of Comedy 2005 Spring Tour:
Gainesville Whiff

@ 12:00 AM


I'm writing this in the van as we idle in the Comfort Inn parking lot, waiting for everyone to load up. Dave. Brian and Zach went out last night, but Ole Grandpa Oswalt was feeling sleepy-bye and went to bed. Not that I slept, since Comfort Inn fills their mattresses with random pipes, wrenches and geodes.

No matter where I stand in the parking lot, the air here smells like old cheese. Later today, in Orlando, new comics.


 
 
   
   
   
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