And now the VU's "Sunday Morning" is playing. While I'm watching fleshy waves of Super Bowl fans clog the airport. Beautiful.
@johnmoe 'Cuz we'd like to listen to something melodic/And our mood has been elevated by your musicianship
The Judy Collins cover of "Sisters of Mercy" playing in Sky Harbor Airport while Super Bowl fans pour off the planes? Nicely done.
Wow, @standuplive was really fun. Clubs are intimate live-wire affairs and I gotta remember to do 'em more often.
@BabsVan Oh shit I gotta go on. Nicely played!

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Mon, Mar 17


PATTON''S BARGAIN BLURB BASEMENT

@ 5:21 PM

I just wrote yet another blurb for a friend's forthcoming book.     So far, I've only blurbed books I've actually read and enjoyed.

But I'm facing down four or five months of constant travel, film acting work, and writing under deadline.    I don't think I'm going to have time to honor any forthcoming blurb or review requests.

Until then, please feel free to use any of the following all-purpose blurbs:



"A delicious mocha-swirl of Wallace Stevens, Judy Blume and Tom Clancy!"

"Jesus brain-raping Christ, I loved these Christmas poems!"

"A literal roller-coaster ride!"

"Haunting...literally!"

"Black type-set words printed on white paper...literally!"

"Staten Island is bitterly cold, bleak, and 100% attraction-free!   A must!"

"Manages to evoke the British defeat at Ticonderoga, the stench of rotted crab legs, and Robert Loggia's voice!"

"Passably competent!"

"I'm yelling at nothing while I write this!    Here what it sounds like:   Blaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhh!"

"Why?  Dear God, WHY?!?"



 
 
   
   
   
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