Koran burning canceled. Guess the RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE screenings will be packed this weekend. 10:07 PM Sep 09

RT @blainecapatch: if you're burning a koran, please light it with a bible. 6:32 PM Sep 09

@JennyJohnsonHi5 Your move, warden. #3wordsaftersex 6:03 AM Sep 09

@JennyJohnsonHi5 Teach me read! #3wordsaftersex 5:58 AM Sep 09

@JennyJohnsonHi5 Yo Gabba Gabba! #3wordsaftersex 5:56 AM Sep 09

ARCHIVE

July 2010

• WAYS OF SEEING ME AND KYLE KINANE

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May 2010

• COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY: SLOPPY AND DESPERATE
• ASSHOLERY!

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April 2010

• THIEVERY!
• TWITTER CRITTER

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March 2010

• I HAVE CROSSED A FRONTIER

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January 2010

• THESE PHRASES AREN''T INVITED TO 2010

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April 2009

• ALICE OSWALT vs. JASON STATHAM

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January 2009

• GAY-THAM FOR STATHAM
• MY 2009 TOP 5 LISTS

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December 2008

• THE "IS THIS HAPPENING?" MOVIE CLUB

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November 2008

• ...BUT I WON''T BE DEFEATED BY FASCINATION

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October 2008

• AND YOU WILL BE FASCINATED BY DEFEAT
• FEAR OF A CHOCOLATE MAN

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July 2008

• AND NOW, THE ACTUAL SPEECH

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May 2008

• A WORD TO THE GRADUATES
• GHOULS OF PROVIDENCE
• SAMURAI SWORDS

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March 2008

• PATTON''S BARGAIN BLURB BASEMENT

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December 2007

• MY 2007 TOP 5 LISTS

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August 2007

• I WILL PROGRAM A MONTH IN HEAVEN FOR YOU, SHERMAN TORGAN

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October 2006

• 31 HORROR STORIES - Conclusion
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "A Defense of Werewolves" (1948)
• 31 HORROR STORIES – “The Beckoning Fair One” (1911)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- The opening paragraph of THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE (1959)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "A Toy for Juliette" (1967)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- SAGA OF THE SWAMP THING 31 "Dark Messiah -- The Brimstone Ballet" (1984)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Autopsy" (1980)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Treader of the Dust" (1935)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "Opening the Door" (1931)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Willows" (1906)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Upper Berth" (1894)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Boarded Window" (1906)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "Shadetree" (1978)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Horror of the Heights" (1913)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Pear-Shaped Man" (1987)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "Thus I Refute Beelzy" (1940)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Night Wire" (1926)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "Rumplestiltskin" (c. 1857)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Human Chair" (1925)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Late Shift" (1980)
• 31 HORROR STORIES – “The Seventh Floor” (1966)
• 31 HORROR STORIES – "The Jaunt" (1981)
• 31 HORROR STORIES – “The Monkey’s Paw” (1902)
• 31 HORROR STORIES – "Men Without Bones" (1954)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "Quest for Blank Claveringi" (1967)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "N0072-JK1" (2003)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "Casting the Runes" (1911)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "From A to Z in the Chocolate Alphabet" (1976)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "Born of Man and Woman" (1950)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "Pumpkin Head" (1982)
• 31 HORROR STORIES -- "The Clock" (1928)

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May 2006

• THE COMEDIANS OF COMEDY 2006 SUMMER TOUR

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May 2005

• YOUNGSTOWN, OHIO AND PITTSBURGH, PA: ANDY WARHOL LOOKS A SCREAM
• YOUNGSTOWN, OHIO AND PITTSBURGH, PA: "WHERE ENTERTAINMENT HAPPENS"
• YOUNGSTOWN, OHIO AND PITTSBURGH, PA: SOAP FOR METH
• The Comedians of Comedy 2005 Spring Tour:
  Exhaustion

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April 2005

• The Comedians of Comedy 2005 Spring Tour:
  You Know What I Love? Cracker Barrel!
• The Comedians of Comedy 2005 Spring Tour:
  From The Attic Of Criminal Records
• The Comedians of Comedy 2005 Spring Tour:
  Two Days Of No Internet Access
• The Comedians of Comedy 2005 Spring Tour:
  Gainesville Whiff
• The Comedians of Comedy 2005 Spring Tour:
  All Green Rooms Smell Like Sad Pizza
• The Comedians of Comedy 2005 Spring Tour:
  Three Weeks Of Fabulous Hotel Rooms

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February 2005

• THE VOICE MODULATION PLAGUE

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January 2005

• YET ANOTHER METH LAB EXPLOSION: 6 DAYS IN CHARLESTON, W.VA

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November 2004

• 5 UNINTENTIONALLY CREEPY SONGS

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October 2004

• COMEDIANS OF COMEDY SHOOTING DIARY: I LIKE TO BE HERE WHEN I CAN

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September 2004

• COMEDIANS OF COMEDY SHOOTING DIARY: THE PRE-SHOW PASSED-OUT STEWBUM OF SUCCESS
• COMEDIANS OF COMEDY SHOOTING DIARY: AN HOUR OF GRACE
• COMEDIANS OF COMEDY SHOOTING DIARY: THE TERROR AND INSECURITY OF HIPNESS
• COMEDIANS OF COMEDY SHOOTING DIARY: SEATTLE THEN SOUTH TO PORTLAND

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