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"Here's 20 Vicodin. Try to stop carrying people at the beach." -- Jesus' chiropractor
If a psychokiller cut the power in my house just now & then turned it back on I will totally live-Tweet my murder & be EXTRA snarky
Dear Kirk Cameron, I don't need saving. I'm fine. You're acting like Travis Bickle. Signed, Christmas
I warned you about KFC in 2007 and you all laughed. Probably shouldn't have put my warning on a comedy album, but still...

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Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

Comedian Oswalt (The King of Queens, Caprica) offers up a collection of colorful essays ranging in topic from his experi more
 
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Comedians of Comedy (2005)

Follow five comedians as they tour the States.
 
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Comedians of Comedy: Live At The Troubador

It's a night of comic anarchy as 15 of today's edgiest comedians perform at Los Angeles' legendary Troubadour rock 'n' r more
 
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Patton Oswalt - No Reason to Complain (Uncensored)

Stand-up special from Patton Oswalt.
 
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My Weakness Is Strong! - DVD/CD

My new 1 Hour Stand-Up Special. Featuring bonus features, DVD-only short films and more! Released on Warner Brothers rec more
 
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Albums

Feelin Kinda Patton [EXPLICIT LYRICS]

 
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What Live At Budd more
 
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Werewolves And Lollipops

Patton's second full length! Includes a bonus DVD of an entire set. Watch Patton shoot guns, bowl and eat stuff!
 
Price: $14.00
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My Weakness Is Strong! - CD/DVD

My new 1 Hour Stand-Up Special. Featuring bonus features, DVD-only short films and more! Released on Warner Brothers rec more
 
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Feelin Kinda Patton

Patton Oswalt watched a man shave his balls, and he's fixin' to tell you about it. Reminiscent of the arrival of legenda more
 
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Werewolves and Lollipops

"Thanks so much for coming out. I'm drunk, here we go!" Thus begins your magical date with the enchanting, beg more
 
Price: $14.21
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