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Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

Comedian Oswalt (The King of Queens, Caprica) offers up a collection of colorful essays ranging in topic from his experi more
 
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Comedians of Comedy (2005)

Follow five comedians as they tour the States.
 
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Comedians of Comedy: Live At The Troubador

It's a night of comic anarchy as 15 of today's edgiest comedians perform at Los Angeles' legendary Troubadour rock 'n' r more
 
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Patton Oswalt - No Reason to Complain (Uncensored)

Stand-up special from Patton Oswalt.
 
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My Weakness Is Strong! - DVD/CD

My new 1 Hour Stand-Up Special. Featuring bonus features, DVD-only short films and more! Released on Warner Brothers rec more
 
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Albums

Feelin Kinda Patton [EXPLICIT LYRICS]

 
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What Live At Budd more
 
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Werewolves And Lollipops

Patton's second full length! Includes a bonus DVD of an entire set. Watch Patton shoot guns, bowl and eat stuff!
 
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My Weakness Is Strong! - CD/DVD

My new 1 Hour Stand-Up Special. Featuring bonus features, DVD-only short films and more! Released on Warner Brothers rec more
 
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Feelin Kinda Patton

Patton Oswalt watched a man shave his balls, and he's fixin' to tell you about it. Reminiscent of the arrival of legenda more
 
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Werewolves and Lollipops

"Thanks so much for coming out. I'm drunk, here we go!" Thus begins your magical date with the enchanting, beg more
 
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