Oof! Should I also go take a long walk off a short pier and check myself before I wreck myself? https://t.co/tl5ZdDaShJ
Gawt-DAMN. Conniff, as always, for the win. https://t.co/uacqDSKIQN
Thanks! Didn't make it to the hashtag, sorry... https://t.co/92D1TPLqIo
Aaaaand he deleted it. Over a typo. Instead of owning the typo and laughing it off. What a fucking drip.
Um, a "bottom bitch" is a female dog that you duct tape to your bottom so when you fart you can blame it on the dog… https://t.co/s9H0M8kBXy

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My Weakness Is Strong! - DVD/CD

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My new 1 Hour Stand-Up Special. Featuring bonus features, DVD-only short films and more! Released on Warner Brothers records.

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