Ciiiiiiiiiiircle of loathing and compensatory eating triggered by self-judgmeeeeeeeent!!! Morning, everyone...
"You ain't just whistling 'Dixie'! Wait...you ARE whistling 'Dixie.' Why're you...what is this?" (Ku Klux Klan enters)
Hey John Waters: I'm at Salt on Pratt St. in Butcher's Hill. I'll be here for the next hour. Drop in, I'll buy you a Clear Eye Susan.
.@CharltonV Get another job?
Oh God, Tim & Eric's BEDTIME STORIES premieres tonight. Watch this fucking trailer. WHAT. IS. HAPPENING: http://t.co/yV4ORIf7mk

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My Weakness Is Strong! - DVD/CD

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My new 1 Hour Stand-Up Special. Featuring bonus features, DVD-only short films and more! Released on Warner Brothers records.

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