I have DNA evidence that the turkey pardoned yesterday by @BarackObama is a triple murderer. cc: @FoxNews
I was a clue on @Jeopardy this week and it was pretty embarrassing: https://t.co/JDsW82jAbw
@RandyScottESPN @MikeOMearaShow Broad Run. Solid research, professional journalist. It's on Wikipedia fer chrissakes.
.@iamdmann @TheBigIrony Wrong movie. Go deeper.
.@TheBigIrony Huh! I feel like I've been handcuffed to a park bench by Mercedes Ruehl!

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