Good God, Trump is such a graceless, pathetic clod. Four years of this? Really? https://t.co/omtP8FVxHn
Hey Trump -- you'll be nostalgic for the #WomensMarch come tomorrow. That's when state-level action starts, every single day. 'Night!
Not a single acting gig. I'm forced to act with groups of people in things, usually. It's beyond tragic. https://t.co/QVu0QuaTXx
Not only do you look like me, you're as big a pussy as I am. Except I'm not scared by...people sitting in a lobby? https://t.co/dsZD8sjC45
I am profoundly sorry and embarrassed. Please accept my apology. https://t.co/nz6bfI4cZ0

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My Weakness Is Strong! - CD/DVD

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My new 1 Hour Stand-Up Special. Featuring bonus features, DVD-only short films and more! Released on Warner Brothers records.

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