...slow chains will never pull apart me & @karengillan. https://t.co/AM7klYKAYy
Oh fer Chrissakes, everyone.
cubbys win deh bat-bat game #sportsTweets
deh cubbies! *vomits* #sportsTweets
.@JimCramptonWPG @BenMank77 Probably not. But he did write porn, which I find delightful.

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