If I can just make it to 9pm, New York, I'm gonna sleep the fuck out of this Saturday night. #jetlag
Really? The guy who animated my rant has LESS than 60 followers? This will not stand. Follow @izacless. HEAR ME, MINIONS!
This was bound to happen. My Parks and Recreation STAR WARS filibuster, animated. Thank you, @izacless: http://t.co/1kLccFVoHt
.@Bronzestout Hate to be "that guy", but the "contest" story was a myth Mary Shelley exploited for the 1831 edition. #litnerd
Never forget: FRANKENSTEIN was written by a teenage girl on absinthe & DRACULA by an Irish dude who had a nightmare after eating bad crab.

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