I can't decide if Vaughn Monroe's voice is gorgeous or terrifying. #40sJnction
Not sure if Hillary's going to win in 2016. But I've got a pretty good feeling about Michelle in 2024.
"Your mother and I fucked and made you after the Super Bowl. One day you shall sing with Seal." #SB50
Knock knock. Harvey Keitel answers the door. John Waters: I want my mustache back! #SB50

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My Weakness Is Strong! - CD/DVD


My new 1 Hour Stand-Up Special. Featuring bonus features, DVD-only short films and more! Released on Warner Brothers records.

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