Look what Vitrine in S.F. brought out at the end of my lunch. Probably 'cuz I was shirtless & crying: http://t.co/XyQPj1gqm5
you know who has a problem with women busting ghosts ISIS pow topical and also your dick is a raisin now
.@DannyZuker And I'M honored to share this day with my two favorite dancers: you and @whereslunchphil.
.@KarenKilgariff That's my 2nd favorite kinda-rape scene from an 80s comedy (you've still got the #1 spot, Revenge of the Nerds!)

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Werewolves and Lollipops

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"Thanks so much for coming out. I'm drunk, here we go!" Thus begins your magical date with the enchanting, beguiling, and utterly demented Patton Oswalt. Stand Up! Records is pleased as punch to bring you "Werewolves and Lollipops," now out on a limited-edition of five hundred vinyl LP, each shining jewel of comedic genius all polished up for your pure listening enjoyment.

Look, you already know that Patton Oswalt's awesome. His resume's amazingly impressive, boasting hundreds of stand up performances, a couple dozen movies (hell, he voiced the lead in a damn Oscar winner!), and television glory. He has literally tens of fans. We don't need to sell you on Patton. So, instead, we're going to whet your appetite with some choice phrases, fresh from the elfin filth-monger's very lips!

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