(2 of 2) ...it features @NickSwardson in a scuzzy/lovable performance (and the slyest "heroin" joke ever done on prime time TV).
(1 of 2) Tonight @TheGoldbergsABC has the funniest/weirdest use of the Heart song "Alone" AND...
"Just starve Barry Windsor Smith's early Conan..." @neilhimself, to artists who couldn't figure out how to draw Dream
Ottering: waking up, holding your iPhone in both hands as you lie on your back, checking e-mails & texts, looking for an oyster of hope
I missed the #NetanyahuSpeech. How was @RealGilbert's opening set?

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Werewolves and Lollipops

$14.21

"Thanks so much for coming out. I'm drunk, here we go!" Thus begins your magical date with the enchanting, beguiling, and utterly demented Patton Oswalt. Stand Up! Records is pleased as punch to bring you "Werewolves and Lollipops," now out on a limited-edition of five hundred vinyl LP, each shining jewel of comedic genius all polished up for your pure listening enjoyment.

Look, you already know that Patton Oswalt's awesome. His resume's amazingly impressive, boasting hundreds of stand up performances, a couple dozen movies (hell, he voiced the lead in a damn Oscar winner!), and television glory. He has literally tens of fans. We don't need to sell you on Patton. So, instead, we're going to whet your appetite with some choice phrases, fresh from the elfin filth-monger's very lips!

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