So here it is, another chance... http://t.co/PBCW69OB42
Gay marriage legal. This feels like the summer that grunge broke & all the religious conservatives are suddenly Queensr├┐che.
I know some folks are upset about the #SCOTUSMarriage thing. Does the fact someone you care about feels less excluded soften the blow?
Lot of punching down on homophobic, bigoted assholes this week.
"This #SCOTUSMarriage ruling. What's next? [A pulled-from-my-ass hypothetical that will never happen]???" -- all the egg avatars

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Werewolves and Lollipops

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"Thanks so much for coming out. I'm drunk, here we go!" Thus begins your magical date with the enchanting, beguiling, and utterly demented Patton Oswalt. Stand Up! Records is pleased as punch to bring you "Werewolves and Lollipops," now out on a limited-edition of five hundred vinyl LP, each shining jewel of comedic genius all polished up for your pure listening enjoyment.

Look, you already know that Patton Oswalt's awesome. His resume's amazingly impressive, boasting hundreds of stand up performances, a couple dozen movies (hell, he voiced the lead in a damn Oscar winner!), and television glory. He has literally tens of fans. We don't need to sell you on Patton. So, instead, we're going to whet your appetite with some choice phrases, fresh from the elfin filth-monger's very lips!

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