Madeline Kahn being dead continues to be completely unacceptable.
.@coop126 @SaraJBenincasa Yeah, but Sara is a VERY good example of what a bookish 13 year-old should aspire to be.
@conniebritton I just got my table! Bringing binoculars and crossing my fingers.
Hey Austin: what is the best restaurant for watching the Congress Street Bridge bats at sundown? Help a visitor out!
.@TheRock @thebrianposehn Also, my personal Shake Weight brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, "This smells like cardamom."

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Werewolves and Lollipops

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"Thanks so much for coming out. I'm drunk, here we go!" Thus begins your magical date with the enchanting, beguiling, and utterly demented Patton Oswalt. Stand Up! Records is pleased as punch to bring you "Werewolves and Lollipops," now out on a limited-edition of five hundred vinyl LP, each shining jewel of comedic genius all polished up for your pure listening enjoyment.

Look, you already know that Patton Oswalt's awesome. His resume's amazingly impressive, boasting hundreds of stand up performances, a couple dozen movies (hell, he voiced the lead in a damn Oscar winner!), and television glory. He has literally tens of fans. We don't need to sell you on Patton. So, instead, we're going to whet your appetite with some choice phrases, fresh from the elfin filth-monger's very lips!

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