If I wasn't working all day tomorrow I'd be at @LACMA seeing THE WOLFMAN (1941) at 1pm. Dangit.
I like to imagine that David Fincher's video for Eddie Money's "Endless Nights" is a SE7EN prequel: http://t.co/FtWBPnweew
Good (?) news, St. Louis! https://t.co/WfaviD5Jyb
I've asked the director to tase you if you get within 50 feet. https://t.co/jpEsiCiumJ
tryen to raise money for my artisanal lollipop donate to my LICKstarter boom I just punched your twat with laughs

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Werewolves and Lollipops


"Thanks so much for coming out. I'm drunk, here we go!" Thus begins your magical date with the enchanting, beguiling, and utterly demented Patton Oswalt. Stand Up! Records is pleased as punch to bring you "Werewolves and Lollipops," now out on a limited-edition of five hundred vinyl LP, each shining jewel of comedic genius all polished up for your pure listening enjoyment.

Look, you already know that Patton Oswalt's awesome. His resume's amazingly impressive, boasting hundreds of stand up performances, a couple dozen movies (hell, he voiced the lead in a damn Oscar winner!), and television glory. He has literally tens of fans. We don't need to sell you on Patton. So, instead, we're going to whet your appetite with some choice phrases, fresh from the elfin filth-monger's very lips!

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