This is the funniest video Tim & Eric never made. Genuinely bizarre & disturbing. And it's real.
Bill, that's just silly. How about "Fellow-nor Bros-avelt"? Have some dignity.
Stand-up comedy circa 1985 called. It actually doesn't wanna talk to you. You're lethally boring.
With the sound off, this looks like Megyn Kelly arguing with a scrotum puppet. With the sound on? WOW.
Come on, Arizona! Oh man PLEASE make this happen. You're a beautiful, otherworldly state & this would be GORGEOUS i…

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Werewolves and Lollipops


"Thanks so much for coming out. I'm drunk, here we go!" Thus begins your magical date with the enchanting, beguiling, and utterly demented Patton Oswalt. Stand Up! Records is pleased as punch to bring you "Werewolves and Lollipops," now out on a limited-edition of five hundred vinyl LP, each shining jewel of comedic genius all polished up for your pure listening enjoyment.

Look, you already know that Patton Oswalt's awesome. His resume's amazingly impressive, boasting hundreds of stand up performances, a couple dozen movies (hell, he voiced the lead in a damn Oscar winner!), and television glory. He has literally tens of fans. We don't need to sell you on Patton. So, instead, we're going to whet your appetite with some choice phrases, fresh from the elfin filth-monger's very lips!

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