(Night's Watch voice): Aye, #fyrefest was a nightmare made real. (beat) But then came the thinkpieces.
Just had tiny explosives planted in my neck. About to fly a glider into #fyrefest to rescue the https://t.co/gMJboQj5II webmaster.
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Me too. And kinda disappointed in humanity. https://t.co/2eyFdhwyiL
It's like hurricane winds outside tonight. And I got a pool party tomorrow. Anyone know a wig shop I can trust?

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Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

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Comedian Oswalt (The King of Queens, Caprica) offers up a collection of colorful essays ranging in topic from his experiences working at a movie theater to sends-ups of eccentric relatives, including a grandmother who gives exceedingly odd birthday gifts. To delve into the book is to take a tour of Oswalt’s delightfully offbeat mind: he shares with readers what he was doing to procrastinate while writing certain chapters, suggests some truly morbid greeting cards, and parodies the vampire craze in comic-book form.

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