OH GODDAMIT NONONONO YOU IDIOTS SHIIIIIIIT #SuperBowlTweetFromLaterThisAfternoon #timetravel
"Discount" is a wonderful word except when it precedes "sushi", "abortion" or "prom dress."
A drunk Seahawks fan in the airport just yelled, "Super Bowl champions!" and I swear it sounded like "chuppa chow tampons!"
A flight full of beyond-wasted Seahawks fans bound for Phoenix just finished boarding here at SeaTac. It's like chemical warfare.
Judging from the throngs of loud, drunken Seahawks fans inside SeaTac Airport, there's some sort of "bowl" today that's quite "super."

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Patton Oswalt 222

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What Live At Buddokan is to Cheap Trick, Feelin' Kinda Patton is to Patton Oswalt. And 222 is the complete, unedited 2 hours and 22 minute performance that was whittled down to Patton's masterpiece debut. This is a two-disc set!

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