Trump's trying to rule the USA. Hillary just showed up in the load-lifter suit from ALIENS. "Get away from her you BITCH!" #MadamePresident
Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. But please let the Sean Hannity/cheesesteak/WaWa story be true.
??Before you slip into unconsciousness/I'd like to have another kiss?? "God I love The Doors. Bleeble zip." -- Bill Cosby
Can't believe @tcm is showing MCCABE & MRS. MILLER tomorrow and they didn't ask my tribute band, The Butternut Muffdivers, to perform.
I love you, Bernie. We all do. Good job, man. #DemsInPhilly

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Patton Oswalt 222


What Live At Buddokan is to Cheap Trick, Feelin' Kinda Patton is to Patton Oswalt. And 222 is the complete, unedited 2 hours and 22 minute performance that was whittled down to Patton's masterpiece debut. This is a two-disc set!

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