Goddamit shit fuck/Mother cunt balls shit dick/Fuck goddamit FUCK "Lemon Juice on Paper Cut" (Yue Ping, haiku, c. 1563)
It's "Fly Into A Tornado Rage At The Airport Employee Politely Answering Your Question Day" at LAX, apparently.
I love @iamjohnoliver and want him to never go off the air, ever. Crucial, profane, brilliant & hilarious.
"Yo, I ain' continuing this Sermon on the Mount 'til I see EVERY hand in the air. Oh, you're a leper? Okay, then..." -- Yeezus
"Archibald's Next Big Thing", a charming new book by @MrTonyHale, is one of my daughter's favorites. Don't miss it: http://t.co/se61Uo7jhh

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Patton Oswalt - No Reason to Complain (Uncensored)

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Stand-up special from Patton Oswalt.

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