How am I JUST NOW hearing about this? Rare Storm Large (@Stormof69) L.A. show! THIS Sunday! Almost sold-out! WOW:
Pretty sure an old gypsy caressed my French bulldog's cheek and whispered, "Forever farting."
.@nannystatehate @MarkSteynOnline Might want to go ahead and re-un-follow.
"We're not trying to trick anyone." -- harsh realities about how the world treats transgender people. MUST READ:
.@JohnRoycomic But getting maced is such a nice morning wake-up!

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Patton Oswalt - No Reason to Complain (Uncensored)


Stand-up special from Patton Oswalt.

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