"You can't spell 'America' without 'fuck you'. We'll win so hard you'll cum. I'll cum. Let's cum." -- Trump #closingstatements #GOPDebate
"I want to suckle America's liberties with the seed-polyp of my mucous-pouch. The moth of darkness." -- Cruz #closingstatements #GOPDebate
"I have another brother who was an Army Ranger and he got a really bad hangnail." -- Rubio #closingstatements #GOPDebate
"If you touch a potato bug it rolls up into a little armored ball." -- Ben Carson #closingstatements #GOPDebate
"Clease plap. Shit, wait, can I start again?" -- Jeb #GOPDebate

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