Before you slip into unconsciousness/I'd like to read you my morning pages. #SoberJimMorrison
Motel, money, murder, madness. Hey, that's alliteration! Neato. #SoberJimMorrison
We can't *literally* swim to the moon. But I'd be happy to do a few laps. Once I digest this salad. #SoberJimMorrison
Were reptiles capable of political hierarchies I would declare myself their King. But that's probably from insecurity. #SoberJimMorrison
I have a potential, metaphorical fire in my heart for you. Would you care to light it, ma'am? #SoberJimMorrison

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