Patton Oswalt

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6.20.2013
Los Angeles
4319 Melrose (at Heliotrope)

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6.27.2013
Los Angeles
4319 Melrose (at Heliotrope)

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.@daveanthony @ThatSusanBurke "Doctor" = "CVS" "pills" = Vladimir Vodka 8:53 AM Jun 18

.@ThatSusanBurke @daveanthony Jesus, don't you dizzy skirts know how asterisks work? (There goes my @Jezebel love...) 8:55 AM Jun 18

.@daveanthony @ThatSusanBurke Thanks, Double-Chinned Willie Ames With a Thyroid Problem 8:56 AM Jun 18

.@daveanthony @ThatSusanBurke Don't we both have children, Dave? Why are you up? (Susan, you can take a knee on this one). 8:59 AM Jun 18

.@daveanthony @ThatSusanBurke Condolences to your lower back, idiot. 8:59 AM Jun 18

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