5.23.2013
Los Angeles
4319 Melrose (at Heliotrope)

5.24.2013
Portland
1510 SE 9th Ave.

.@patrickwilson73 Also, I plan to actively campaign for Patrick Wilson NOT to win. Gotta go stand in front of Gelson's w/ my petition. 2:13 AM Today

RT @TheWebbyAwards: Plans tonight? Now you have them - Watch the 17th Annual Webby Awards hosted by @pattonoswalt http://t.co/d3DCAXo1oD #w… 1:22 AM Today

Very proud of my Critic's Choice Award nom. But I SINCERELY want Molly Shannon to win in my category. 'Cuz she crushed on ENLIGHTENED. 10:46 PM May 22

RT @JennyJohnsonHi5: Just ran into this grumpy fucker at LAX. @pattonoswalt http://t.co/uICVSka94D 10:44 PM May 22

"As you wish" -- Boba Fett, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK; Westley and The Grandfather, PRINCESS BRIDE 4:12 AM May 22

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