OH GODDAMIT NONONONO YOU IDIOTS SHIIIIIIIT #SuperBowlTweetFromLaterThisAfternoon #timetravel
"Discount" is a wonderful word except when it precedes "sushi", "abortion" or "prom dress."
A drunk Seahawks fan in the airport just yelled, "Super Bowl champions!" and I swear it sounded like "chuppa chow tampons!"
A flight full of beyond-wasted Seahawks fans bound for Phoenix just finished boarding here at SeaTac. It's like chemical warfare.
Judging from the throngs of loud, drunken Seahawks fans inside SeaTac Airport, there's some sort of "bowl" today that's quite "super."

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Comedians of Comedy: Live At The Troubador

$17.99

It's a night of comic anarchy as 15 of today's edgiest comedians perform at Los Angeles' legendary Troubadour rock 'n' roll club! You're guaranteed to laugh, and occasionally gasp with shock, as new comic frontiers are crossed. The humor is always fresh and funny as Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Zach Galifianakis, Maria Bamford, David Cross, Sarah Silverman, Blaine Capatch, Jon Benjamin, Jasper Redd, Andy Kindler, Morgan Murphy, Bob Odenkirk, Doug Benson, Dana Gould and Eugene Mirman share their unique styles of comedy.

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