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Dorks! Geeks! My people! I’m partnering with @ha

Dorks! Geeks! My people! I’m partnering with @hasbropulse to do a little something at #HasbroPulseCon this Saturday. Head over to HasbroPulseCon.com to learn more! Do it! I'll see you there.

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My good friend @jamie.follis had his IG account ha

My good friend @jamie.follis had his IG account hacked and deleted. He’s a really good guy and a super-talented custom figure maker. These pics of his “Gaslight Justice League” (along with a “Gaslight Black Manta” and a steampunk Iron Man) are just the top of the iceberg to this man’s creativity. He’s trying to build back his account so please follow him. And why not visit his website, sillof.com, and see some of the sets I commissioned from him?

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="My good friend @jamie.follis had his IG account hacked and deleted. He’s a really good guy and a super-talented custom figure maker. These pics of his “Gaslight Justice League” (along with a “Gaslight Black Manta” and a steampunk Iron Man) are just the top of the iceberg to this man’s creativity. He’s trying to build back his account so please follow him. And why not visit his website, sillof.com, and see some of the sets I commissioned from him?">

Whoever designed the Palisades Park & Recreation C

Whoever designed the Palisades Park & Recreation Center was a big Dr. Strange fan.

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This week’s @dygmtofficial is a breezy, fun hour

This week’s @dygmtofficial is a breezy, fun hour of Grimes and guides (Thomas AND tour guides!) Plus we answer YOUR speakpipes!

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“I believe you can get me through the niiiiiiiig

“I believe you can get me through the niiiiiiiight…”

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LOVE LOVE LOVE these posters by @premiummuseum for

LOVE LOVE LOVE these posters by @premiummuseum for my November 4th & 5th shows at the State Theatre in Minneapolis and the @fillmoredetroit! Both shows 90% sold out, so grab tickets NOW! And the posters are onsale at @premiummuseum’s online store, with all $$$ going to the artist! Go grab one!

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="LOVE LOVE LOVE these posters by @premiummuseum for my November 4th & 5th shows at the State Theatre in Minneapolis and the @fillmoredetroit! Both shows 90% sold out, so grab tickets NOW! And the posters are onsale at @premiummuseum’s online store, with all $$$ going to the artist! Go grab one!">

Well, this years’s @biblioasis_books Christmas G

Well, this years’s @biblioasis_books Christmas Ghost Stories are out — with all-new illustrations by Seth! This year they’ve got Edith Wharton’s “Mr. Jones”, F. Marion Crawford’s “The Doll’s Ghost” and Bernard Capes’ “An Eddy On The Floor.” One thing you learn from reading all 20 (so far) of their Christmas ghost stories — the Victorians (and turn-of-the-century) writers were SUPREMELY fucked-up. Which makes for wonderful, creepy reading. I hope they eventually Crawford’s “The Upper Berth”, which has one of the most bone-chilling final sentences EVER. And how adorable do they look all together on a shelf? Grab yours NOW.

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="Well, this years’s @biblioasis_books Christmas Ghost Stories are out — with all-new illustrations by Seth! This year they’ve got Edith Wharton’s “Mr. Jones”, F. Marion Crawford’s “The Doll’s Ghost” and Bernard Capes’ “An Eddy On The Floor.” One thing you learn from reading all 20 (so far) of their Christmas ghost stories — the Victorians (and turn-of-the-century) writers were SUPREMELY fucked-up. Which makes for wonderful, creepy reading. I hope they eventually Crawford’s “The Upper Berth”, which has one of the most bone-chilling final sentences EVER. And how adorable do they look all together on a shelf? Grab yours NOW.">

Amazing show last night at @themetphilly. Again,

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="Amazing show last night at @themetphilly. Again, I am so fortunate to have the kind of opening comedians I’ve had on this tour. @adrienneiapalucci opened both shows and if anything her writing has gotten tighter, more focused, more breathtaking. Seeing audiences discover her particular brand of darkness is such a joy. Plus I had guest sets from @tommymcnam (at @kingsbklyn on Friday) and last night from the adorable, misanthropic @scottseiss. I’m writing new stuff every day but the spark that ignites the fuel is seeing these new voices, so much funnier and more immediate than my old man experience in the world. Being creative means bothering if you’re not excited and inspired. (Photo credit: @nedtastic)">

The excitement is real, every time.

The excitement is real, every time.

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Gorgeous. @kingsbklyn THANK YOU. And thank you @to

Gorgeous. @kingsbklyn THANK YOU. And thank you @tommymcnam and @adrienneiapalucci for being brilliant. See you tomorrow night, @themetphilly!!!

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="Gorgeous. @kingsbklyn THANK YOU. And thank you @tommymcnam and @adrienneiapalucci for being brilliant. See you tomorrow night, @themetphilly!!!">

I cropped this pic that @bpnix89 took of the marqu

I cropped this pic that @bpnix89 took of the marquee at the @kingsbklyn tonight. I LOVE this. See you guys soon!

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="I cropped this pic that @bpnix89 took of the marquee at the @kingsbklyn tonight. I LOVE this. See you guys soon!">

Man what a great talk with @kevinhart4real about c

Man what a great talk with @kevinhart4real about comedy, life and everything else. Give a listen!

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Check out the wonderful new poster by @horrorprint

Check out the wonderful new poster by @horrorprints for my upcoming shows in Brooklyn and Philadelphia this weekend. I have never performed at the @kingsbklyn OR @themetphilly and there’s nothing better than experiencing a new room. These shows are gonna be fuuuuuuun and loose. The amazing @adrienneiapalucci is opening for me, and I’ve got guest sets by @tommymcnam in Brooklyn and @scottseiss in Philly! Grab whatever tickets are left NOW NOW NOW ‘cuz these are on the verge of selling out. And the poster is from @horrorprints — head over to his IG feed for the store link! See you there!!!

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="Check out the wonderful new poster by @horrorprints for my upcoming shows in Brooklyn and Philadelphia this weekend. I have never performed at the @kingsbklyn OR @themetphilly and there’s nothing better than experiencing a new room. These shows are gonna be fuuuuuuun and loose. The amazing @adrienneiapalucci is opening for me, and I’ve got guest sets by @tommymcnam in Brooklyn and @scottseiss in Philly! Grab whatever tickets are left NOW NOW NOW ‘cuz these are on the verge of selling out. And the poster is from @horrorprints — head over to his IG feed for the store link! See you there!!!">

Thank you @tabernacleatl!!!

Thank you @tabernacleatl!!!

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Well, I’m definitely in Atlanta. See you in a fe

Well, I’m definitely in Atlanta. See you in a few hours, @tabernacleatl!

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Pulled into Durham yesterday afternoon beyond exha

Pulled into Durham yesterday afternoon beyond exhausted. Two shows ahead of me. But then I watched my two openers before the show — @heylando and @denidenitaytay. Having brilliant comedians to watch is so energizing for me. They put me in the best mood and I went out and had fun. Thank you @carolinatheatredurham, thank you both shows, and thank you Durham.

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="Pulled into Durham yesterday afternoon beyond exhausted. Two shows ahead of me. But then I watched my two openers before the show — @heylando and @denidenitaytay. Having brilliant comedians to watch is so energizing for me. They put me in the best mood and I went out and had fun. Thank you @carolinatheatredurham, thank you both shows, and thank you Durham.">

BROOKLYN! I'll be there next Friday, October 8th a

BROOKLYN! I'll be there next Friday, October 8th at the @kingsbklyn! The show starts at 8pm. Grab your tickets while you can! See you there!!!!
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#pattonoswalt #whosreadytolaugh #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #brooklyn #kingstheatre

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="BROOKLYN! I'll be there next Friday, October 8th at the @kingsbklyn! The show starts at 8pm. Grab your tickets while you can! See you there!!!! . . #pattonoswalt #whosreadytolaugh #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #brooklyn #kingstheatre">

Yeah! Brand new @dygmtofficial episode! We discuss

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="Yeah! Brand new @dygmtofficial episode! We discuss wacked-out 70s variety shows and medleys, plus home crafting obsessions and the ongoing “O” face/haunted cemetery debate! Plus Did You Get Our Picks!">

Yes it’s a total brag but the feedback we’re g

Yes it’s a total brag but the feedback we’re getting for the 4th Season of @apbiopeacock has been fantastic. I love the stuff we do on the show and I LOVE that people are appreciating it!

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="Yes it’s a total brag but the feedback we’re getting for the 4th Season of @apbiopeacock has been fantastic. I love the stuff we do on the show and I LOVE that people are appreciating it!">

She’s the coolest, most original person I’ve e

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="She’s the coolest, most original person I’ve ever met and it’s always brand new the way she makes me think about the world. Alice inherited first-class brains and spirit from her mom and then weathered losing her. Now that same fire & energy is in the hands of a guiding new mom who fell in love with Alice even harder than I did as her dad. They’re both blazing trails. I make coffee and scrambled eggs for everyone and try to stay out of the way. Happy #nationaldaughtersday">

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Dorks! Geeks! My people! I’m partnering with @ha

Dorks! Geeks! My people! I’m partnering with @hasbropulse to do a little something at #HasbroPulseCon this Saturday. Head over to HasbroPulseCon.com to learn more! Do it! I'll see you there.

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My good friend @jamie.follis had his IG account ha

My good friend @jamie.follis had his IG account hacked and deleted. He’s a really good guy and a super-talented custom figure maker. These pics of his “Gaslight Justice League” (along with a “Gaslight Black Manta” and a steampunk Iron Man) are just the top of the iceberg to this man’s creativity. He’s trying to build back his account so please follow him. And why not visit his website, sillof.com, and see some of the sets I commissioned from him?

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="My good friend @jamie.follis had his IG account hacked and deleted. He’s a really good guy and a super-talented custom figure maker. These pics of his “Gaslight Justice League” (along with a “Gaslight Black Manta” and a steampunk Iron Man) are just the top of the iceberg to this man’s creativity. He’s trying to build back his account so please follow him. And why not visit his website, sillof.com, and see some of the sets I commissioned from him?">

Whoever designed the Palisades Park & Recreation C

Whoever designed the Palisades Park & Recreation Center was a big Dr. Strange fan.

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This week’s @dygmtofficial is a breezy, fun hour

This week’s @dygmtofficial is a breezy, fun hour of Grimes and guides (Thomas AND tour guides!) Plus we answer YOUR speakpipes!

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="This week’s @dygmtofficial is a breezy, fun hour of Grimes and guides (Thomas AND tour guides!) Plus we answer YOUR speakpipes!">

“I believe you can get me through the niiiiiiiig

“I believe you can get me through the niiiiiiiight…”

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LOVE LOVE LOVE these posters by @premiummuseum for

LOVE LOVE LOVE these posters by @premiummuseum for my November 4th & 5th shows at the State Theatre in Minneapolis and the @fillmoredetroit! Both shows 90% sold out, so grab tickets NOW! And the posters are onsale at @premiummuseum’s online store, with all $$$ going to the artist! Go grab one!

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="LOVE LOVE LOVE these posters by @premiummuseum for my November 4th & 5th shows at the State Theatre in Minneapolis and the @fillmoredetroit! Both shows 90% sold out, so grab tickets NOW! And the posters are onsale at @premiummuseum’s online store, with all $$$ going to the artist! Go grab one!">

Well, this years’s @biblioasis_books Christmas G

Well, this years’s @biblioasis_books Christmas Ghost Stories are out — with all-new illustrations by Seth! This year they’ve got Edith Wharton’s “Mr. Jones”, F. Marion Crawford’s “The Doll’s Ghost” and Bernard Capes’ “An Eddy On The Floor.” One thing you learn from reading all 20 (so far) of their Christmas ghost stories — the Victorians (and turn-of-the-century) writers were SUPREMELY fucked-up. Which makes for wonderful, creepy reading. I hope they eventually Crawford’s “The Upper Berth”, which has one of the most bone-chilling final sentences EVER. And how adorable do they look all together on a shelf? Grab yours NOW.

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="Well, this years’s @biblioasis_books Christmas Ghost Stories are out — with all-new illustrations by Seth! This year they’ve got Edith Wharton’s “Mr. Jones”, F. Marion Crawford’s “The Doll’s Ghost” and Bernard Capes’ “An Eddy On The Floor.” One thing you learn from reading all 20 (so far) of their Christmas ghost stories — the Victorians (and turn-of-the-century) writers were SUPREMELY fucked-up. Which makes for wonderful, creepy reading. I hope they eventually Crawford’s “The Upper Berth”, which has one of the most bone-chilling final sentences EVER. And how adorable do they look all together on a shelf? Grab yours NOW.">

Amazing show last night at @themetphilly. Again,

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="Amazing show last night at @themetphilly. Again, I am so fortunate to have the kind of opening comedians I’ve had on this tour. @adrienneiapalucci opened both shows and if anything her writing has gotten tighter, more focused, more breathtaking. Seeing audiences discover her particular brand of darkness is such a joy. Plus I had guest sets from @tommymcnam (at @kingsbklyn on Friday) and last night from the adorable, misanthropic @scottseiss. I’m writing new stuff every day but the spark that ignites the fuel is seeing these new voices, so much funnier and more immediate than my old man experience in the world. Being creative means bothering if you’re not excited and inspired. (Photo credit: @nedtastic)">

The excitement is real, every time.

The excitement is real, every time.

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Gorgeous. @kingsbklyn THANK YOU. And thank you @to

Gorgeous. @kingsbklyn THANK YOU. And thank you @tommymcnam and @adrienneiapalucci for being brilliant. See you tomorrow night, @themetphilly!!!

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="Gorgeous. @kingsbklyn THANK YOU. And thank you @tommymcnam and @adrienneiapalucci for being brilliant. See you tomorrow night, @themetphilly!!!">

I cropped this pic that @bpnix89 took of the marqu

I cropped this pic that @bpnix89 took of the marquee at the @kingsbklyn tonight. I LOVE this. See you guys soon!

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="I cropped this pic that @bpnix89 took of the marquee at the @kingsbklyn tonight. I LOVE this. See you guys soon!">

Man what a great talk with @kevinhart4real about c

Man what a great talk with @kevinhart4real about comedy, life and everything else. Give a listen!

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Check out the wonderful new poster by @horrorprint

Check out the wonderful new poster by @horrorprints for my upcoming shows in Brooklyn and Philadelphia this weekend. I have never performed at the @kingsbklyn OR @themetphilly and there’s nothing better than experiencing a new room. These shows are gonna be fuuuuuuun and loose. The amazing @adrienneiapalucci is opening for me, and I’ve got guest sets by @tommymcnam in Brooklyn and @scottseiss in Philly! Grab whatever tickets are left NOW NOW NOW ‘cuz these are on the verge of selling out. And the poster is from @horrorprints — head over to his IG feed for the store link! See you there!!!

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="Check out the wonderful new poster by @horrorprints for my upcoming shows in Brooklyn and Philadelphia this weekend. I have never performed at the @kingsbklyn OR @themetphilly and there’s nothing better than experiencing a new room. These shows are gonna be fuuuuuuun and loose. The amazing @adrienneiapalucci is opening for me, and I’ve got guest sets by @tommymcnam in Brooklyn and @scottseiss in Philly! Grab whatever tickets are left NOW NOW NOW ‘cuz these are on the verge of selling out. And the poster is from @horrorprints — head over to his IG feed for the store link! See you there!!!">

Thank you @tabernacleatl!!!

Thank you @tabernacleatl!!!

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Well, I’m definitely in Atlanta. See you in a fe

Well, I’m definitely in Atlanta. See you in a few hours, @tabernacleatl!

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Pulled into Durham yesterday afternoon beyond exha

Pulled into Durham yesterday afternoon beyond exhausted. Two shows ahead of me. But then I watched my two openers before the show — @heylando and @denidenitaytay. Having brilliant comedians to watch is so energizing for me. They put me in the best mood and I went out and had fun. Thank you @carolinatheatredurham, thank you both shows, and thank you Durham.

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="Pulled into Durham yesterday afternoon beyond exhausted. Two shows ahead of me. But then I watched my two openers before the show — @heylando and @denidenitaytay. Having brilliant comedians to watch is so energizing for me. They put me in the best mood and I went out and had fun. Thank you @carolinatheatredurham, thank you both shows, and thank you Durham.">

BROOKLYN! I'll be there next Friday, October 8th a

BROOKLYN! I'll be there next Friday, October 8th at the @kingsbklyn! The show starts at 8pm. Grab your tickets while you can! See you there!!!!
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#pattonoswalt #whosreadytolaugh #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #brooklyn #kingstheatre

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Yeah! Brand new @dygmtofficial episode! We discuss

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Yes it’s a total brag but the feedback we’re g

Yes it’s a total brag but the feedback we’re getting for the 4th Season of @apbiopeacock has been fantastic. I love the stuff we do on the show and I LOVE that people are appreciating it!

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="Yes it’s a total brag but the feedback we’re getting for the 4th Season of @apbiopeacock has been fantastic. I love the stuff we do on the show and I LOVE that people are appreciating it!">

She’s the coolest, most original person I’ve e

<img src="https://pattonoswalt.com/wp-content/plugins/instagram-feed/img/placeholder.png" alt="She’s the coolest, most original person I’ve ever met and it’s always brand new the way she makes me think about the world. Alice inherited first-class brains and spirit from her mom and then weathered losing her. Now that same fire & energy is in the hands of a guiding new mom who fell in love with Alice even harder than I did as her dad. They’re both blazing trails. I make coffee and scrambled eggs for everyone and try to stay out of the way. Happy #nationaldaughtersday">

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