(A modified version of this SPEW appeared in the December 2005 issue of Giant magazine) I'm trying to think. Shut the fuck up, seriously. During the past week, my computer broke, my iPod went on the fritz, and I had a massive...

Unintentional. "Riders on the Storm", Alice Cooper's "Steven", "Games Without Frontiers" and "Ghost Town" were MEANT to be creepy. While I was tooling around this morning I heard the first two of these five songs on the radio. When you drive...